𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"<p>By Way of <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Introduction</span></a> </p><p>Hi beige.party! I'm Lana. But who am me, anyway? </p><p>Well, me'm a <a href="https://beige.party/tags/poet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poet</span></a>, an <a href="https://beige.party/tags/author" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>author</span></a>, a <a href="https://beige.party/tags/musician" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>musician</span></a>, and a small <a href="https://beige.party/tags/business" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>business</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/owner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>owner</span></a>. But all that's all just stuff I do. It's not who I am.</p><p>30 QUICK FACTS ABOUT ME:<br>1. I'm a <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Seattleite" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Seattleite</span></a>. <br>2. I'm a <a href="https://beige.party/tags/coffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>coffee</span></a> drinker. <br>3. I'm watching <a href="https://beige.party/tags/MST3K" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MST3K</span></a> right at this moment. <br>4. I've never been to <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Boston" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Boston</span></a>. <br>5. I love <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Japan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Japan</span></a> in the spring. <br>6. I wont eat <a href="https://beige.party/tags/peaches" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>peaches</span></a> even if you paid me. <br>7. I'm a bad <a href="https://beige.party/tags/liar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>liar</span></a>. <br>8. I'm a good <a href="https://beige.party/tags/loser" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>loser</span></a>. <br>9. I've never smoked a <a href="https://beige.party/tags/cigarette" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cigarette</span></a>. <br>10. I once ate too many <a href="https://beige.party/tags/pot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pot</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/gummies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gummies</span></a> and I started speaking in <a href="https://beige.party/tags/heiroglyphics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>heiroglyphics</span></a>. <br>11. I have two <a href="https://beige.party/tags/cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cats</span></a> and one <a href="https://beige.party/tags/husband" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>husband</span></a>, whom <br>I <a href="https://beige.party/tags/adore" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adore</span></a> for very different reasons. <br>12. I don't know <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Java" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Java</span></a> or <a href="https://beige.party/tags/C" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>C</span></a>++, and <br>13. <a href="https://beige.party/tags/football" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>football</span></a> bores me to tears. <br>14. I love a good <a href="https://beige.party/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a> and <br>15. I will sometimes <a href="https://beige.party/tags/rickroll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rickroll</span></a> my friends for no reason at all. <br>16. I have strong feelings about <a href="https://beige.party/tags/shortbread" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shortbread</span></a>.<br>17. I'm not too bad at <a href="https://beige.party/tags/pingpong" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pingpong</span></a> <br>18. I love <a href="https://beige.party/tags/absurdist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>absurdist</span></a> comedy<br>19. I <a href="https://beige.party/tags/hired" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hired</span></a> 7 people last year. <br>20. I will always want to see pictures of your <a href="https://beige.party/tags/cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cats</span></a> <br>21. I was once a boy <a href="https://beige.party/tags/scout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scout</span></a>.<br>22. I once wrote a <a href="https://beige.party/tags/poem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poem</span></a> that was retooted by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@neilhimself" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>neilhimself</span></a></span> <br>23. I play <a href="https://beige.party/tags/Minecraft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Minecraft</span></a> way more than I should. <br>24. I am an <a href="https://beige.party/tags/immigrant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>immigrant</span></a> to America.<br>25. I am secretly afraid of <a href="https://beige.party/tags/bees" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bees</span></a> <br>26. I haven't spoken to my <a href="https://beige.party/tags/parents" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parents</span></a> in 22 years.<br>27. I can <a href="https://beige.party/tags/sail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sail</span></a> <br>28. I hate <a href="https://beige.party/tags/KungFu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KungFu</span></a> movies<br>29. I can quote <a href="https://beige.party/tags/ThePrincessBride" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThePrincessBride</span></a> almost word for word<br>30. I know where my <a href="https://beige.party/tags/towel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>towel</span></a> is.</p><p>Hope this helps! Nice to meet all of you!</p>