@chris “Once annexed by Canada, the slightly-distressed 50 states will be combined into one large province, to be re-named “South Manitoba”. Plans will then commence to distribute Maple Leaf flags and Swiss Chalet restaurants from the 49th parallel all the way down to the region formerly known as Texas.”
I was born in the real Southern #Manitoba. I think the @TheBeaverton missed that “South Manitobans” would be forced to learn Plautdietsch. #Mennonite