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Though some naughty limericks are sick,
Which you might disdain,
There's some sweet and plain,
And others that cut to the quick
Way back in the nineteen oh twos
Mama Bertha was drawing the queues
With her songs about life
Bringing trouble and strife;
She was known as the Bertha the Blues
#China labels #Trump #tariff policy a #joke, calling on the administration to correct it's mistakes.
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There once was a guy named Dane,
Who liked to sing in the rain.
He made fun of an old man,
Who's name was Dan,
But then he got beat with a cane
There was a young novice of Chichester
Whose form made the saints in their niches stir.
One morning at matins
Her bosom 'neath satins
Made the bishop of Chichester's britches stir
‘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟴𝟵’ 
Once upon a time on a mountain top, a prophecy was told…
There once was an intern from Vermouth
Who was fired when she broke a tooth
Dictating a Bill
On Capital Hill
She could not pronounce Arkansooth
‘𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙍𝙊𝙉𝙂 𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙔’ 
A wild, short story from the archive. I made this back in 2021 and it's one of my favorite comics. 
![The helicopter lifts off from the intersection, leaving the police behind.
Elsa: FUCK YEAH! WE DID IT, BOB!!!
Bob: BUT… WHERE ARE WE GOING!?
A police helicopter approaches.
Elsa: SHIT! WE’VE GOT COMPANY!
Elsa fires the shotgun at the police. A deafening blast fills the small cockpit. [BLAM]
The police helicopter is hit and crashes to the ground, smoking.
Elsa: GOT THE FUCKERS!
Elsa: HEAD FOR THE BAHAMAS, BOB! SOUTH-EAST!](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/325/319/712/460/197/original/e16156f071b679f9.webp "The helicopter lifts off from the intersection, leaving the police behind.
Elsa: FUCK YEAH! WE DID IT, BOB!!!
Bob: BUT… WHERE ARE WE GOING!?
A police helicopter approaches.
Elsa: SHIT! WE’VE GOT COMPANY!
Elsa fires the shotgun at the police. A deafening blast fills the small cockpit. [BLAM]
The police helicopter is hit and crashes to the ground, smoking.
Elsa: GOT THE FUCKERS!
Elsa: HEAD FOR THE BAHAMAS, BOB! SOUTH-EAST!")
